Stamped and Delivered: A Christmas Eve Sermon

Advent Lutheran Church with the Sanctuary TreeDelievered at Advent Lutheran Church, Manhattan; December 24, 2012; 4 pm Family Service.

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Why start our Christmas story – about the birth of this little Jewish boy – born to a dad named Joseph, a young mother named Mary, in the small town of Bethlehem – why start it, a thousand miles away, in Rome?

Because that’s where Luke starts the story ‚Äì with a decree made by the Roman Emperor Augustus that the world should be registered. Scholars disagree on whether this actually happened ‚Äì but I think it’s more important to ask why Luke starts in Rome ‚Äì and not in Israel; or Jerusalem; or, well, anywhere near Bethlehem. We end up there ‚Äì but we start, first, in Rome. And, to be perfectly honest, this Christmas, I haven’t really thought much about the Roman Empire. Well…actually…that might not be true. I think I did order a Caesar salad recently. And I thought about ordering a pizza from Little Caesar’s ‚Äì you know ‚Äì one of those five dollar deals – but…that’s about it. For me, the Christmas story never stars in Rome ‚Äì-

But, for Luke, it does.

That Roman Empire ‚Äì it stretched from Europe, through the Middle East and Norther Africa ‚Äì we’ve seen the movies I bet ‚Äì with the huge shiny soldiers ‚Äì shinning golden bright ‚Äì with long red capes, huge biceps, sharp swords and spears ‚Äì and with that armor that gave them the allusion of chiseled and perfect six pack abs. And that helmet! With the large red plume ‚Äì like some kind of gold, bright, shiny, rooster ‚Äì if I was wearing that complete outfit right now ‚Äì I’d probably be twice as tall as I am. Or, at least, I’d look like I was. I’d look strong ‚Äì mighty ‚Äì tough ‚Äì maybe a little ridiculous ‚Äì but I’d look powerful; like a soldier; like a fighter ‚Äì like someone that can protect you. If I was standing up here, with my bright armor, sword, giant spear, and red helmet ‚Äì standing right next to baby Jesus in our Nativity set ‚Äì that scene would send a much different message that we see, right now, with that beautiful tree, right there.

And that image ‚Äì of the Roman soldier ‚Äì that image is important to Luke. In Luke’s day, fifty years after Jesus died and was risen from the dead, Rome had just put down a rebellion in Israel, destroyed the temple, and its armies were spreading throughout Syria, Iraq, and Turkey. Rome wasn’t invincible ‚Äì but it carried itself like it was. As the armies marched forward, factories back in Italy were stamping out statues and paintings ‚Äì images of Rome and the Emperor ‚Äì and shipping them all over the world. These images were Rome’s advertisement ‚Äì delivering to everyone this idea that the Rome was strong ‚Äì powerful ‚Äì fantastic ‚Äì someone that deserves your respect, love, obedience, and hope. And all that hope centered in one person – the Emperor of Rome.

Our most famous image of Augustus ‚Äì the one you’ll see in books ‚Äì was made when he was older, partially blind, and sickly. But in that statue ‚Äì he’s wearing huge armor, he looks ultra strong, and young. He’s the model of what an Emperor should be ‚Äì able to conquer our enemies, feed those in need, and lead troops into battle and to win victory after victory. And this was another image stamped out in factories and delivered all over the Empire ‚Äì an image that was meant to be placed in homes, in marketplaces, in temples ‚Äì an image meant to be worshiped and glorified. This guy ‚Äì this manly man ‚Äì that was where we are to place our hope, our faith, our trust in. He is worthy of your love. He is the man you are suppose to listen to ‚Äì who will help you ‚Äì who will provide for you ‚Äì who will protect you. This guy is the hope of the entire world.

And Luke flat out says that isn’t true.

The hope of the world isn’t in the one with the biggest weapons, the most troops, or who has the most wealth and power ‚Äì the hope of the world isn’t in the one who can use a census to discover who to tax or where soldiers can come from. The hope of the world isn’t in the human being who is the best looking ‚Äì or who is able to photoshop themselves and use images to make themselves appear strong, powerful, and worthy of our love and adoration. No – the hope of the world is in that which, in comparison with the Emperor of Rome, is insignificant, helpless, and powerless ‚Äì a newborn baby ‚Äì a baby who isn’t in armor, but in cloth ‚Äì who has no army ‚Äì who has no power ‚Äì who is born not in the center of the world but outside of it ‚Äì and who, as a newborn baby, had a very high chance of dying before he was five. This baby was no Emperor ‚Äì and, according to the world, there was, and is, no hope in him.

The story of Jesus’s birth is never just about a baby; the story of Jesus’s birth is about our expectation of what Hope should be. We expect Hope to fit a certain image ‚Äì to be a certain way. The Emperor of Rome stamped and delivered images of that Hope all over the Empire ‚Äì a hope that was grounded in the power that money, weapons, and politics can bring. And everyone expected that this is who the savior should be. Of course the savior would be a soldier ‚Äì of course they would be able to raise troops and money and wage wars ‚Äì because how could a savior not do that? How could a savior not have the experience, the knowledge, the power to fight all the battles we need that savior to fight? To fight against those who oppresses us? Those who look down on us? Those who treat us with contempt and teach us to hate ourselves? The Savior has to come ‚Äì has to come ‚Äì with the strength, and power, that we don’t have ‚Äì to match power with power ‚Äì to defeat all of that. That’s the only type of person that could truly save us ‚Äì save all of us ‚Äì from the world and from ourselves. No newborn babe can do that.

[Insert an off-the-cuff sermon illustration about a little toddler who ran up to me during the sermon and baby Oliver, who was sitting in the back.]

I think…rather than having a fifteen foot tree overlooking Jesus – a fifteen foot Roman soldier might be a better image ‚Äì because that’s what is happening on this day. Our vision of salvation ‚Äì that which we build ‚Äì that which we believe gives us hope ‚Äì that which we think God wants us to believe ‚Äì that is being confronted, right here, by a newborn babe. The meeting of our world with the divine is not in war; not in weapons; not in money or power; but in a baby. On that day ‚Äì and on this day too ‚Äì this is our good news ‚Äì and our great joy ‚Äì that in the little town of Bethlehem, this town where no power resides, where no giant army is stationed, where no Emperor lives ‚Äì Jesus is born, right there. Glory to our God in the highest ‚Äì for coming not as an adult, or a giant, or a golden, armored soldier with a sharp sword, and a long spear. No ‚Äì Jesus came to us delievered in bands of cloth ‚Äì swaddled ‚Äì powerless ‚Äì weak ‚Äì in need of love, care, and parents who would protect him. The Savior comes into our midst ‚Äì a soldier and Emperor of a different sort ‚Äì an Emperor that we do not expect ‚Äì and for that, may all of God’s people say Amen.

The end of the world

My favorite response to the end-of-the-world nonsense that happend today was an email I received from an associate pastor at my internship site. He ended the email with the following:

“If the world’s still standing on Sunday, I’ll see you at church.”

I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty close to perfection. In that one joke, there’s a lot of theology packed smack in there. It’s brilliant. It is so brilliant, I wish I came up with it first. I’ll keep it in my back pocket to bust out during the next Mayan cycle in 5000 years.

Ministry, 11th century style

I’m not sure that I can match the ministerial prowess and the expectation of ministry that is established in the pages of The Song of Roland.


Archbishop Turpin goes riding through the field;
Ne’er was mass sung by any tonsured priest
That of his body could do such valiant deeds!

Turpin of Rheims, finding himself o’erset,
With four sharp lance-heads stuck fast within his breast,
QUickly leaps up, brave lord, and stands erect.
He looks on Roland and runs to him and says
Only one word: “I am not beaten yet!
True man failed never while life in him was left.”
He draws Almace, his stell-bright brand keen-edged;
A thousand strokes he strikes amid the press.
Soon Charles shall see he spared no foe he met,
For all about him he’ll find four hundred men,
Some wounded, some clean through the body cleft,
And some of them made shorter by the head.

I’m not sure I could keep on, keeping on, with four lances stuck in my chest. It would make pastoral visits and preaching a tad more difficult – and I might just decide to call in sick that day. I hope my internship committee doesn’t hold that sentiment against me.

Some weekly thoughts

I wish I could write a blog post about everything I learn but, really, sometimes, only a dozen words are needed. Like, I now know that I’m much more of a “what-God-does-for-us” kind of preacher, rather than the other way around. Also, it seems that Sunday School aged kids are much better at grasping Empire-Critical theology than middle school kids. And I’m proud to report that, at least on the Upper West Side, middle school aged kids know the proper distinction between gender and sex. I didn’t know that until college. Progress.

Our Advent Pageant

Somehow, we got almost twenty kids up there. For some, this was the first time they saw the lyrics on the script. And even in the part where everyone went off script, they held together, moved on, and nailed it. I’m so proud of them. They did a fantastic, fantastic job.

First song was written by Joshua Coyne, entitled “Greatness is Great”. Second is “Silent Night.” Third is “O Come, O Come, Emmanuel” with the second and third verses written by Joshua Covyne as well.

Video by the talented Danae Hudson.

Advent Pageant Tomorrow

I basically feel like this at the moment.

I wrote a pageant that could, possibly, have twenty four actors in it. There are presents, animal masks, three songs, and children from the age of 6 to 17, being the sermon come Sunday. Basically, I wrote a pageant that puts every kid, even first time visitors, in the front of the sanctuary. And, God willing, it might even look like we have a children’s choir at this church of ours. I shouldn’t be nervous but I am. I’m a little concerned people will see the holes in the script and plot that I do. I’m nervous the kids won’t shout loud enough. II’m concerned no one will go up front. I’m concerned that it’ll last 30 minutes rather than 15. And I might be right up there, presiding, due to our presider calling in sick – and not having the chance to direct the kids like I wish I could.

And everyone I know has told me they are coming to the service.

It could be epic. It could be a perfect way for the congregation to show their support for youth ministries if more people attended this service than the later one. It could be one way we can help break through the isolation families can sometimes experience in the congregation. The children might feel empowered. They might sing louder on Sunday mornings. And I might even get some kids I don’t see too often to actually show up more on Sunday.

But it could also explode on the launch pad. Ah well. We shall see what happens.

The New Normal

There’s no words to describe what happened in Newton, CT today. Really, there are none. Even writing “what a terrible tragedy” doesn’t seem to be enough. The whys and hows and gun-control and whatnot are spreading all over the blogosphere. My facebook is covered with my liberal friends being thoughtful and sometimes unhelpful. And I just…I hurt – and I didn’t even know any of the victims involved. I can’t imagine having to say goodbye to Oliver if this happened to him. I just can’t imagine.

Today was a confirmation class day at my church. We gathered in front of the sanctuary and I…I didn’t know what to do. We were suppose to talk about the 3rd article of the Apostles creed but I didn’t know if we’d get that far. I assembled twelve chairs in a semi, and incomplete, circle, with the free standing altar included. I put our processional cross behind the altar, facing outwards, over the kids. I assembled us in a symbolic fashion. I wondered if we’d get to the communion of saints – if we’d talk about death – if we’d talk about what everlasting life is. And I wanted to at least be in a symbol of eternal life, a symbol of faith, a symbol of what our Christian faith says about death. I was ready to talk about it – but we never did get to it. Instead, it remained unsaid. We gathered together and sat – sat in this semi-circle. And then we talked.

I didn’t know what to say. I brought out the Occasional Service book, thinking a short service might be appropriate it. But that just didn’t seem…complete. So I, instead, opened us up to conversation. Most had heard what happened. We talked about the rumors. I gave everyone the most up-to-date information that I had (which, five hours later, is now wrong), and I opened a space for the kids to share their thoughts and feelings. There was anger, concern, sadness – all normal things. I encouraged the children to not be afraid to talk to people. I encouraged them to ask questions. And I encouraged them to pray and not give up on loving other people.

None of this, really, surprised me – but there was something that did. As the conversation grew, a common theme came out. Every child brought up other shootings – including Columbine. Most were born in 1999 – the year Columbine happened – and are now watching documentaries on Columbine as history lessons in their schools. I was four years older than they are now when Columbine happened. It wasn’t the first school shooting – but it seems to have become the first school shooting that normalized the event. Shootings stopped being seen as an “inner city problem,” but was now a wider issue. It didn’t open the door to new shootings (or maybe it did) but it did standardize how we talk about them.

And these kids – they weren’t even born when Columbine happened.

I told them about my experience of growing up near Columbine and being in high school, nearby, when it happened. But they didn’t want to hear much about my story. What they wanted to tell me, I think, is how these horrific events have been normalized in their lives. They see them. They hear them. They know they happen. And they are living knowing that it’s tragic but strangely normal for mass shootings to happen. They are kids who are use to distant wars, terrible economies, living without the World Trade Center towers, and where everyone gets a cellphone in fifth grade. And mass shootings are part of their DNA. They aren’t desensitized to it. It just…is. It just is how things are to them. And they are living through it, not worried or scared – but just living through it because, well, they don’t know how it could be any different. They don’t dismiss the events and they don’t wish for them to continue to happen. But they aren’t surprised about these shootings because they’re normal. They happen. And these kids live through it, always.

I never like to pray for the past. I don’t believe in doing that because it’s a mere romanticization of an imperfect reality that typically doesn’t want me to be a part of it. I don’t believe that the kids today should be living in a pre-2000 world. But I do pray – really pray – and try to work for a world where these mass shootings aren’t normalized and are not, truly are not, just how everything is. I want them to stop. I pray that they will. And my heart, soul, and prayers, go out to the families of the victims – and all who suffer this night.

Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree

Blue collar clergy work is the best.

On Friday, I jumped into a uhaul with two church friends and we took to the road. I sat in the middle seat – which really isn’t a seat at all but it has a seat belt so I’m guessing it’s legal. We took off, up the Westside Highway (which is illegal in a truck), onto the GWB Bridge, and we headed through the wilds of New Jersey, towards the mystical land of Pennsylvania. We were off to buy Christmas trees.

Dozens of them.

It rained the entire time. It looked like we were driving in a cloud through most of it. I was the personal assistant to whoever was driving – answering their phones, reading their emails, playing with their iPads. And during our multiple junk food stops (I mean, we’re in the burbs – we had to), some punk little kid called me an elf. We were on a mission into middle America – to harvest its trees and drag them back into the great City of New York – all part of an annual fundraiser for the church. It was my first time being part of the planning crew. Actually, it was the first time any of us were on the planning team (and it showed). But we had a lot of fun. And we lifted a lot of trees. Even trees bigger than me.

Which is why I’m terribly tired and sore on this Sunday Afternoon.

We raised about 1500 for this sale. We learned how to run this sale in the future. And I’m working on a one page description on how to run the sale because, well, it is amazing to me that churches don’t have operating manual/procedure lists on how to do things. I understand why we rely on individuals knowing things. I know why it is important to have pillars of our ministry programs who know everything and have completely bought into being the pillars of their ministries. But that still doesn’t mean we can’t have a one page sheet on HOW those pillars function in these ministries. And the reason why that matters is because when those pillars leave, or step back, those ministries end up flopping around like crazy. This is all from my personal experience being in the church. Like, how I keep messing up Advent for the Children and their Families at my internship site. I just don’t have the calendar in place, nor the vision, experience, or training to pick up on everything once an existing system is dumped on my lap. Which is fine, really. I’m a quick learner. And I like making things my own, changing it, and formulating on what matters and what works. So, the future of my ministry will consist of one page description sheets. It might not be very good but, by God, it will be well documented. This is what the church gets when it lets a web programmer into its ranks. We have struggled against the demon of poor documentation all our lives. It must be exorcised.