This is what I told my son today.
1. May the Lord bless you and keep you everyday of your life, little buddy.
2. Oh Mother of God! (during a diaper change)
3. Don’t worry buddy. You’re gonna be 12 feet tall, 8,000 tons, and you won’t have to worry about being tackled cuz you’re gonna be a dinosaur on the football field. A real dinosaur! ROAR.
I’m working my way up to being this kind of dad. I’m getting there.